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Cars drive by a sign that says - Who needs love? Who wants romance? I want to eat your underpants!


I Want To Eat Your Underpants! I Want To Eat Your Underpants!

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I Want To Eat Your Underpants!

During the first snowstorm of the fall in November 2015, I noticed this sign hanging under the speed limit sign on the east side of Ardmore Avenue, just north of Nuttman Avenue, in Fort Wayne, Indiana. It says:

"Who needs love? Who wants romance? I want to eat your underpants!"

A few months earlier, another handmade sign with the same handwriting appeared on this same sign post. It said: "You are my every thought!" A little more romantic than the later sign; but both are rather creepy.


Update: Two days after I made this photograph, I drove past this place, and the sign was gone.

Update II: In April, 2017 A visitor to my website wrote me to let me know where the phrase on the sign came from. It is from a song called "At Both Ends" by Loudon Wainwright.




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