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A tough-looking man wearing a tank top that says Satan is a Bitch, I love Jesus, and Christ is my Hero. He has a tattoo on one arm that says Satan's Worst Nightmare, and one on his other arm that says Property of Jesus Christ.


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Satan's Worst Nightmare

Walking through the crowds at the Three Rivers Festival at Headwaters Park in downtown Fort Wayne, I caught sight of a tough-looking guy wearing a shirt that said "Satan's a Bitch. I love Jesus. Christ is my hero." Its common to see people in Indiana wearing religious shirts, but I have never seen one that denounced Satan as a bitch!

I spent some time talking to him, and he told me that has dedicated his life to Christ, and to fighting Satan. He told me about his videos on YouTube, too. His videos are definitely not safe for work, school, or (especially) church, since he cusses like a sailor! Here is a link to one of them.

The tattoos on his arms say "Property of Jesus Christ" and "Satan's Worst Nightmare."

His way of expressing his faith is certainly unconventional, but I admire his willingness to speak out for what he believes in. Most people today simply follow the herd and do as they're told rather than thinking for themselves and standing up for what they believe in, if they even believe in anything at all.





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